[BigBadBootyMama]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> > > (because they are plugged into a genius)
> > >
> > > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
> > > (they don't have enough time)
> > >
> > > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> > > (they don't stop to ask directions)
> > >
> > > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> > > ( because their balls fall over their butts and they vaporlock)
> > >
> > > (You're laughing, aren't you?!?! )
> > >
> > > 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> > > (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
> > >
> > > 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> > > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
> > >
> > > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> > > (don't know...... it never happened)
> > >
> > > (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
> > >
> > > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> > > (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
> >

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