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Originally posted by stk:

damn im being attacked!!!..haaa..damn good again..jed and clem...i didnt mention in the "greatest story thread" but that word "wanger" baaaa..had me f-ing rollin..wanger..hell say it out loud..WANGER...

SouthernTrendKiller
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WANGER!!!!!!! Everyone remember when Connie Chung was trying for a long time to have a baby? I remember Arsenio Hall recommending a song for her to help her concieve...Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.

Okay, now to the joke:

Everyone dies and goes to heaven, and God greets them all and says to them, "All of the ladies are permitted to be escorted by Peter elsewhere so I can speak to the men alone. After they leave God tells the men to form two lines. The line on the left was for men that were henpecked or whipped by their wives. The line on the right were for the men that wore the pants in the house and whose wives were subservient to them.

He leaves and then returns later and sees everyone in the line on the left and only one guy in the line to the right. He becomes angry and yells, "What? How could all of you be so whipped? I created you in my image and you were supposed to be the Man of the house."

He looks at the guy on the right and says, "I'm impressed that at least one man is a real man. So, tell me, how did you do it to make you be in the right line?"

The guys replies, "I don't know. My wife just told me to stand right here before the lines started forming."

*** "Man. It smells like ass soup in here." ***