Disclaimer:
Mack Diesel is presenting nonfictional opinions and does in any way, shape or form encourage, use, or condone the use of any white girls in an unlawful manners. The information discussed is strictly for role playing purposes and shall be taken seriously and implemented in the bedroom. So grab a pencil and paper, and call your local grocer for a supply of whipped cream, floss, pepto bismol, peanut butter, chocolate syrups, shrink wrap and of course bird seed. Then stop the 7-11 get a box of condoms, a dozen eggs, a Muscle and Fiction magazine, a Naughty Neighbor magazine, and two packs of Newports. One should never leave the hosue earlier than three days after using such equipment. Please heed my advice and have fun.

I'll kill you in your dreams tonite, let your bloodline fuel my youth