[Rat]

Sir Rat and his homies were cruising around in their APC when all of a sudden, they were set upon by 30 godless communists. The great knights all fought with the commies, and repeled them up into the rocks. But alas, they could not be moved from the rocks. The commies laughed at Sir Rat and his homies, making comments about their manhood. One even jumped up and exposed his buttocks to the knights. Sir Rat took offence and shot him, where upon the 29 remaining commies threw rocks and grenades upon the poor knights. Having put up with this enough, Sir Rat took out the Holy PRC 25 and called for a barbecue. The godless commies were invited to be the center of attention. Needless to say, they roasted their weenies......