Voo.
Step #1. Buy a kitchen utencil (appropirate for satisfying yourself).
Step #2. Take said utencil and put it in the kitchen when you get home. (Placement can be up in the little tiny cabinet over the fridge where you never go into regularly or mixed in with the cleaning products which your husband doesn't use).
Step #3. When he's outta the house and the kids are napping pleasure yourself with said object.
Step #4. Smile while you're cleaning and putting said object away.
Stop coming up with excuses, Voo! You can do this!
I'm thinking one of those hand blenders might be good. Used without attachments you could use it on your clit. You could reverse it and use the handle part for penetration.
If you need more help than I've given you here we gotta hook up in person. I'll take you shopping, find a good hiding spot, and teach you how to "cook."
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