[Spook]

A substitute teacher walks into her fifth grade class and introduces herself as Mrs Prussy. She says, "I do want to make it understood that my name has an R in it and it is to never be pronounced without the R. Do you understand class?"

Class: "Yes ma'am."

Mrs Prussy: What is my name?

Class: Mrs. Prussy.

Mrs. Prussy: How do I want my name to never be pronounced?

Class: Without the R ma'am.



Next day Mrs Prussy comes into class.

Mrs Prussy: Class? Do you remember what my name is?

The classroom is dead silent. She asks several more times and still silence. She then says, "Don't make me call on someone. Little Johnny? How is my name to be pronounced?"



Little Johnny: Mrs Crunt?