Reasons I wish I was a muslim
Here are some reasons I wish I was a muslim:
1. So I could say "I declare Jihad on ...fill in the blank..."
ex. I declared Jihad on my girl's ass, I declared Jihad on a twelve back of budweiser, etc. It would be a pop culture phrase on par with "you go girl" or "for shizzle"
Honestly, the possibilities there are endless. Imagine telling a girl you see at the club "Baby, I would declare Jihad on that ass and still be thinking about you when I'm with those 72 virgins" Any girl will get wet after hearing that, trust me.
2. So I could tell people I am training to get my pilot's license
3. So I could ask potential employers if their life insurance policy covers the family of suicide victims
4. So I could talk about my favorite vest with all of the "pockets" that I sometimes wear under my trench coat when I'm having a bad day
What are yours?
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