[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by Reverend Satan

Here are some reasons I wish I was a muslim:

1. So I could say "I declare Jihad on ...fill in the blank..."

ex. I declared Jihad on my girl's ass, I declared Jihad on a twelve back of budweiser, etc. It would be a pop culture phrase on par with "you go girl" or "for shizzle"

Honestly, the possibilities there are endless. Imagine telling a girl you see at the club "Baby, I would declare Jihad on that ass and still be thinking about you when I'm with those 72 virgins" Any girl will get wet after hearing that, trust me.

2. So I could tell people I am training to get my pilot's license

3. So I could ask potential employers if their life insurance policy covers the family of suicide victims

4. So I could talk about my favorite vest with all of the "pockets" that I sometimes wear under my trench coat when I'm having a bad day

What are yours?

LMFFAO you are gonna get me in trouble laughing so loud!