I usually have trouble around the holidays since there's nobody around. That's when I eat my holiday dinner of spaghettio's cold out of the can while cleaning my gun.
Seriously, it's always feast or famine for me. It comes in two year stints like a dang cycle. Nobody then I have them crawling out of the woodwork like a heard of cockroaches. So about the time you're done and through looking you'll have a whole herd you'll be jockeying around trying to keep them apart. In the mean time don't forget that those meatballs in the spaghettio's are full of protein and it's easy to eat around the pasta.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Make sure you leave a message on your answering machine around the holidays letting them know what you're doing and what you're eating. Freaks family members out big time.
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