Yes, it's true Spook and MTex...neither Kerry nor Clinton are nearly as suave and debonair as George W. Bush. There's nothing funny about George W...No SIR! He's got it all! George W. has ALL the good looks. (No his eyes are NOT too close together, making him resemble a chimpanzee.) George W. is soooo eloquent, too. (No, it is NOT true that English teachers cry everytime he opens his mouth.)

Fortunately, I know you are both kidding. But let me strongly recommend that you don't start throwing stones at your opponents' looks, mannerisms, or speech unless you are willing to offer your own candidate for target practice--because frankly, my dears, George W. is a DOOZIE!