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[stk]

(I just knew it was a matter of time dammit haha)

standing with arms raised in the air STK screamed at BK "throw me a towel". BK yells "I'm to busy steering this anal piece of shit". So resorting to other methods STK grabs X's shirt from the floor and begins to wipe the ass, jizz, cream, and a few pieces of corn from the feast the night before. As the 20" sink back to a 10" softy STK realizes that the Myth has begun to walk over for more. Not wanting anymore ass, STK asks the Myth for help on the cleanup and the few kernels that drop from the shirt. But before he has time to assist STK, Mr X rushes over and bends The Myth over making him grab his knees. STK looks away and to his amazement here comes Mega with a strap on chin dildo and wearing nothin else but a pair of cowboy boots with the spurs rattling...

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--

[TexasRock]

.... I couldn't concentrate with the rattling of the spurs, so I waddled out of the scene where Britany Spears was hired as the 'fluffer' girl ... assuming her role, she gobbled my trout while she playfully licked my boyz. Glancing back over my shoulder I could still see Mr. X driving the coach into Myth's bullet wound. Deciding that I was better off staying where I was, I felt insecure since I am hung like a coke can, I tapped out Britany and let her nuzzle the last drippings from my fuck stick...

"There are only two kinds of people in this world, the weak and the strong... LIFT HEAVY OR DIE!"

TheMyth, exhuasted from being waxed up the butt so much, escaped Mr.X's sick fantasy and quickly ran for his life. He pondered why the hell his ass was being the target of all these men.

~ The Myth has spoken

[cleggett]

CL gave Myth his little pink towel to wipe all the man juice that had accumulated around his ass from all the waxing. Then CL thinks, where is the chosen *** while all this "butt sex" is going on...LOL Oh, he's doin' Osama Bin Laden right now...wait...that would be masterbating, huh?
CL

What?

all the sudden Spook came over with Voodoo, he seemed very happy, with a evil gri on his face. Spoook pulled down his pants, and we coudl n't belive what we saw.

~ The Myth has spoken

[MsBiatch]

Or maybe just a he/she... Ummm kinda ify.
But lets pray that it is Spook just being silly again. He has to have a wanger, ya know. Yea he puts panties on his head...
BUT WAIT! While we are in shock pondering what we just saw... SOMETHING ELSE now shocks us...

"The Little Princess of Biatch Land" (says spookie)

[stk]

he have both sex organs but sure enough as STK tosses a nickel on the ground "The Unit" as Spook is now reffered as bends and there it is stuck in the ass hair an old amp of karachi sus and a molded pickle!!! Now with the sounds of farm animals ....

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--

...screaming in his head.stk runs for the bent over unit drops his pants and realizes he too had female organs.what was going on What was this place?............