Jokes for the ladies

[Spook]

but #4 is some funny shit. That was the best one.

*** "Man. It smells like ass soup in here." ***

[stk]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> > > (because they are plugged into a genius)

does this include sheep?

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--

[MsBiatch]

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Originally posted by stk:
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> > > (because they are plugged into a genius)

does this include sheep?

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--
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LMAO! you baa baaa bad boy. haha

"The Little Princess of Biatch Land" (says spookie)

[MsBiatch]

Ba Ba Black Sheep

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

"The Little Princess of Biatch Land" (says spookie)

[MsBiatch]

A man and woman are driving...

A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! �

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

"The Little Princess of Biatch Land" (says spookie)

[stk]

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Originally posted by MsBiatch:

quote:

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Originally posted by stk:
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> > > (because they are plugged into a genius)

does this include sheep?

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--
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LMAO! you baa baaa bad boy. haha

i see the "baaa baa " part...haa..very very good..haa..i do like the vapor lock one as well..that one can be reversed for ladies as well..haa..air builds up during friction..like blowin up a ballon..the vapor lock has to release and it can sound like 2 sheets on a cloths line..

"The Little Princess of Biatch Land" (says spookie)[/quote]

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--

[stk]

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Originally posted by MsBiatch:
Ba Ba Black Sheep

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

"The Little Princess of Biatch Land" (says spookie)[/quote]

damn im being attacked!!!..haaa..damn good again..jed and clem...i didnt mention in the "greatest story thread" but that word "wanger" baaaa..had me f-ing rollin..wanger..hell say it out loud..WANGER...

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--

[Spook]

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Originally posted by stk:

damn im being attacked!!!..haaa..damn good again..jed and clem...i didnt mention in the "greatest story thread" but that word "wanger" baaaa..had me f-ing rollin..wanger..hell say it out loud..WANGER...

SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--
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WANGER!!!!!!! Everyone remember when Connie Chung was trying for a long time to have a baby? I remember Arsenio Hall recommending a song for her to help her concieve...Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.

Okay, now to the joke:

Everyone dies and goes to heaven, and God greets them all and says to them, "All of the ladies are permitted to be escorted by Peter elsewhere so I can speak to the men alone. After they leave God tells the men to form two lines. The line on the left was for men that were henpecked or whipped by their wives. The line on the right were for the men that wore the pants in the house and whose wives were subservient to them.

He leaves and then returns later and sees everyone in the line on the left and only one guy in the line to the right. He becomes angry and yells, "What? How could all of you be so whipped? I created you in my image and you were supposed to be the Man of the house."

He looks at the guy on the right and says, "I'm impressed that at least one man is a real man. So, tell me, how did you do it to make you be in the right line?"

The guys replies, "I don't know. My wife just told me to stand right here before the lines started forming."

*** "Man. It smells like ass soup in here." ***

[JS_BD]

LMFAO!!!!