Jokes for the ladies - Anabolic Steroids

BigBadBootyMama · #1 (**permalink**) 03-19-2003, 04:50 PM

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> > > (because they are plugged into a genius)
> > >
> > > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
> > > (they don't have enough time)
> > >
> > > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> > > (they don't stop to ask directions)
> > >
> > > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> > > ( because their balls fall over their butts and they vaporlock)
> > >
> > > (You're laughing, aren't you?!?! )
> > >
> > > 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> > > (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
> > >
> > > 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> > > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
> > >
> > > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> > > (don't know...... it never happened)
> > >
> > > (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
> > >
> > > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> > > (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
> >

*Who's your Mama?*

BigBadBootyMama · #2 (**permalink**) 03-19-2003, 04:52 PM

*Who's your Mama?*

#3 (**permalink**) 03-19-2003, 04:52 PM

roflmao......I like number four

#4 (**permalink**) 03-19-2003, 05:10 PM

alright its all fun, im laughing, seriously. the snoring joke is funny. watch out for the myth BBBM you know hell have something to say

mega12 · #5 (**permalink**) 03-19-2003, 05:13 PM

your not supposed to hump womens legs at cocktail parties? I guess thats why I never get invited back. Who knew?
Mega

Future resident of the KillDevilHill retirment home community and power gym

#6 (**permalink**) 03-19-2003, 05:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mega12:
your not supposed to hump womens legs at cocktail parties? I guess thats why I never get invited back. Who knew?
Mega

Future resident of the KillDevilHill retirment home community and power gym[/quote]

Get away from me with that thing!!!!!LOLOLOL

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