I SAID PRAY ..HAAA

[stk]

A Girls Prayer

Lord, before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the living room, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to screw my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.

A Boy's Prayer

Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store.
Amen


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[treny]

STK, you forgot Cooks and cleans!!!!!lol

[mega12]

tooo funny... remember sayin a prayer like that everynight...damn the bad luck....
mega

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[stk]

[quote]Originally posted by treny:
STK, you forgot Cooks and cleans!!!!!lol[/QUOTE

bwaaaaa...man i didnt get the movie..i am dying..argagagagagagagga...need to give ay a ring ring..once the lil man drops to dream land be expectin..]


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SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--

[W00dy]

I likes the prayer! Verdie Niiice.
One question. If the girl answers the guys prayer, will he answer hers? HAHAHHA

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Originally posted by stk:
A Girls Prayer


Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the living room, the garden and kitchen!
Amen.

A Boy's Prayer

Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store.[/quote]


i customized my order......damn i guess the only thin i need is a liquor store.....

*"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm"*

[stk]

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Originally posted by VoodooItaliana:

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Originally posted by stk:
A Girls Prayer


Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the living room, the garden and kitchen!
Amen.

A Boy's Prayer

Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store.[/quote]


i customized my order......damn i guess the only thin i need is a liquor store.....

*"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm"*[/quote]

was sent to me by my good bro sdmack..comes into play well cause its my neices b-day..wonder who comes up with these?..haa


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SouthernTrendKiller
--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--

[treny]

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Originally posted by stk:

Originally posted by treny:
STK, you forgot Cooks and cleans!!!!!lol[/QUOTE

bwaaaaa...man i didnt get the movie..i am dying..argagagagagagagga...need to give ay a ring ring..once the lil man drops to dream land be expectin..]


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_SouthernTrendKiller_
_--KiLLDeviLLPaiN--_

Hey, don't know why it hasn't came???? Shit I guess I'll over night one for you, but as soon as I do that you'll get the other one...lol