Rednecks..

after ready LickWhat's redneck stories i thought i'd share some i've seen and want to hear more...always worth a laugh..

i have a GREAT buddy who's redneck to the bone...i trust him like he's my own blood, but here's some of hte most fucked up things i've ever seen LOL...

1. they were out of ammo to kill a cow (i'm really not sure if slaughter houses kill cows like this but this is how they do it) so his mother BASEBALL batted the thing in the head .... of course it couldn't end there... i can't remember why, but they hung the thing up in the barn, took the oil out of the chainsaw and used this to cut the meat off... YA CRAZY!

2. i've seen his old alcoholic father get pissed that his kids were making more money, took a combine and drove it into their new camaro..

3. his old man once got liquered up and waited in the barn yard with a rifle for him... his sister called him at work...so he got a baseball bat (again LOL) snuck through neighbours field, but when he got there his old man had already passed out..

4. his old man came home drunk, let pigs out and ran them all over with his van..

5. he's got drunk, hoped in the combine and shot deer out of the fucking combine LOL.


and trust me i could go ON and ON with these stories... i grew up in town and always clean cut, proper etc.... first time i met this guy i was like WTF!!! rednecks bwahahah

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[LickWhat?]

Yelp! I've seen somethings that I just can't explain.

[treny]

got some of them good story's tooo,, see allot in ole KY,,haha....

Bloodline Forever In My Heart ~~Rest in peace my friend~~

[hybrid1]

Not too long ago, we had to respond for a guy that fell out of the back of a truck. When e got there, he was really drunk. His brother said "You want me to help ya get 'em up" I said sure!! He went to the truck and grabbed a cattle prod. He walked over to his brother and ZAPPED him right in the back of the neck!!

The dude started flopping like a fish and screaming. The cops were laughing as hard as we were. The family scooped him up and left.

Gotta love Rednecks.

"The New Breed"

[MsBiatch]

Whoa thats def. redneck Scrappie. LOL
Umm Treny said it, living in KY you'll see or hear some crazy things. lol

*RIP Daddy... Forever your little girl*

*RIP KILLA* You'll be greatly missed

[unforgiven]

One of the farmers around here caught a bunch of teenagers stump breaking his cows. It was said he was laughing so hard he couldn't aim his gun.
I seen a truck here while back that had been wrecked it had both head lights and radiator in place with bailing wire.Oh yeah, they push started it.
Last deer season a teenager shot himself in the foot with a 30/30.Duck taped clothing around it until they finished hunting.

[Mr.V]

Scrap.... If I ever come out that way, remind me to get directions on how to avoid that farm with the drunken sniper ok. Thanks!

That's F'kd up dude. ......

Mr. V

*~~~ I really don’t mean to offend you, but if I do it’s nothing personal, I’m just a bit of an A**HOLE! ~~~*

Rednecks have thier plave in life just like those moose luvin' canadians do eh

confusious says :Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old

[Mr.V]

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Originally posted by roguelacy:
Rednecks have thier plave in life just like those moose luvin' canadians do eh

confusious says :Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old[/quote]

What's at all aboot ya hoser? Eh? We have the best beer and gear, not to mention the sexiest Moose around!

Lol, V

*~~~ I really don’t mean to offend you, but if I do it’s nothing personal, I’m just a bit of an A**HOLE! ~~~*

[sust251]

I think I take the prize...


These are a few pics that were taken last weekend after we had a few too many beers hahaha [IMG]

http://www.wannabeafreak.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=184833[/IMG]


http://www.wannabeafreak.com/forums/...&postid=184836

Notice there is no plates, windows, hell there isn’t even seats in that Chevy hahahahha

All part of the life-style of living in RedneckVille.

sust251@keptprivate.com