PORBLEM IN GYMM! wtf!

Originally posted by BurgerKing
OK, I AT GYM TOAY AND I NO FRM USA BUT FOM SCANDINVIA ......

SO I AWAY MY CLOTHES AND GO IN GAKUZZI , I ALON AND THEN GUY GO INTO GAKUZZI NEXT 2 ME , GUY BIG SO I NO SAY ANYTING
SO GUY LOK LIKE HE TOUCH HIMSELV , I GET SACRED BUT NO WAN T GO ,THEN GUY TOCH ME I'M LIKE WTF!!!

IS IT CUSTOM TO TOUCH OTHR MEN AT GYM IN usa?

Don't panic guys...it's ok. I speak whale. I'll translate.

He said, "I am from Scandinavia, where homosexuality is unheard of, and where men always wear Speedos in the Jacuzzi bath. I have recently moved to Asheville, North Carolina, which is the transexual capital of the United States. I went into the spa bath and was attacked by strange creatures with deformed genitals. I said, "Welcome to America. WHAT A COUNTRY!"

[BurgerKing]

Originally posted by Tarzana
Don't panic guys...it's ok. I speak whale. I'll translate.

He said, "I am from Scandinavia, where homosexuality is unheard of, and where men always wear Speedos in the Jacuzzi bath. I have recently moved to Asheville, North Carolina, which is the transexual capital of the United States. I went into the spa bath and was attacked by strange creatures with deformed genitals. I said, "Welcome to America. WHAT A COUNTRY!"

No lady! u no undstand I frm LA

I no like men wit hary geneitals , he have big pee pee but I no like look at pee pee

i no want big men jump me, so i run fast

OH! I'm sorry...misunderstood. (There are so many idioms in your language!!! he he he he he)

This happened in LA? HOLLYWOOD? That explains it. You had no way of knowing...in Los Angeles it is customary to tie a yellow ribbon around your "pee pee" before you go into the Jacuzzi. If you don't, every guy in there will assume you're a homosexual.

Do you understand what I'm saying? You haf to tiy yello ribon rond yu pee pee in de lokka rum so de *** giys no u iz strate.

[mikeh]

:laugh :laugh :laugh

Tarzana,

Now that's funny .... everytime I hear "Tie a yellow ribbon round .... " I'll

[Spook]

Tie that yellow ribbon around that old oak tree. Now I won't be able to get that stupid song out of my head. Thanks Tarz.