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[Spook]

I was researching about *** Marriage on the net for arguments that are for and against it, and I came across a little gem that all of you may truly enjoy. Its a *** love column sort of like Ask Ruth or whatever.

Mr. X
San Francisco *** Quarterly Columnist
Ask X
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Hopeless in Pennsylvania : Mr. X, I am a fitness enthusiast and roam the internet frequently. I am a member as well as a staff member on various internet bulletin boards and go by the name TwistedEnema. Recently, I have encountered a situation that I never thought I'd find. I have always been secure as a heterosexual male, but recently I have been cybersexing with this guy from Scandinavia who has a high heel shoe fetish. He can't type for shit, but his mispelling of Penis as Pennus and Anus as AndUs just turns me on so much. I think I'm falling in love with him, but he lives all the way out in Los Angelos. Oh, and the fact that he types on ALL CAPS just makes me moist. He sounds so dominating. What should I do X? Should I uproot my life to move to LA to be with this strapping, and yet, curiously dumb stud?

Mr. X: Dude, you are so ***.

[Mr.X]

LMFAO

.....shit is hilarious

X

ha ha ha ha ha...somebody help me stop laughing

ouch....I think I pissed myself though...

[BurgerKing]

Originally posted by Spook
I was researching about *** Marriage on the net for arguments that are for and against it, and I came across a little gem that all of you may truly enjoy. Its a *** love column sort of like Ask Ruth or whatever.

Mr. X
San Francisco *** Quarterly Columnist
Ask X
All rights reserved


Hopeless in Pennsylvania : Mr. X, I am a fitness enthusiast and roam the internet frequently. I am a member as well as a staff member on various internet bulletin boards and go by the name TwistedEnema. Recently, I have encountered a situation that I never thought I'd find. I have always been secure as a heterosexual male, but recently I have been cybersexing with this guy from Scandinavia who has a high heel shoe fetish. He can't type for shit, but his mispelling of Penis as Pennus and Anus as AndUs just turns me on so much. I think I'm falling in love with him, but he lives all the way out in Los Angelos. Oh, and the fact that he types on ALL CAPS just makes me moist. He sounds so dominating. What should I do X? Should I uproot my life to move to LA to be with this strapping, and yet, curiously dumb stud?

Mr. X: Dude, you are so ***.

TIS SO WIRD , I NO KNW TERE OTHR PRSN ON MESS BRD LIK HIL HIG AND FRM SCANDSDIOFAVAIA

Twistdenigma, I NO CYBER W HIM ( Twistdenigma U NO TELL PLZ WE CYBER - NO GUD)

BUT UD ODI SOI DOIS, EIOA IS ODIF,CFVL DSOI, SEE WAT I MEN?

BK

I gotta be honest, I thought you were a chick...Please don't hit up my AIM anymore.

[Mr.X]

Originally posted by Twistdenigma
I gotta be honest, I thought you were a chick...Please don't hit up my AIM anymore.

LIAR

[jaws14]

nice spook...bhwhahahahah