San Francisco *** Quarterly, Volume II, Issue 3

[Spook]

Ticklish in Texas: Dear Mr. X, I have been leading a secret life behind the back of my wife. Sometimes I'm on the boards under the name Kotex (a name for my feminine Texas side), but I'm really experimenting with talking dirty to other men on the net. Other times, I tell her I'm going to the gym but I'm really going to meet other guys. I used to be so secure in my sexuality with a beautiful woman at my side, but I found one day when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper, it felt sooooo goood. Now, I lay awake at night fantasizing that I'm getting poked from behind by a big strapping stud or that my wife is using a strap on to do me. I don't want to cheat on her, but how should I go about expressing my desire for her to use a strap-on with me?

Mr. X: Bro, that is so ***, its like....GEIGH.

[Mr.X]

sounds like Mtex LOL LOL:love

X

LMFAO...