San Francisco *** Quarterly Volume II, Issue I

[Spook]

bFuddled in Florida: Mr. X, there is this guy I know who is just infatuated with my brown eye, even though my eyes are green. He keeps yelling, "Here comes Vlad!!!!" in the bedroom but Vlad only has one eye too....he's kinda cute though...like a little cyclops lover. Well, its not that little, but it looks like a friggin midgets arm! I don't think I can take all of that cyclops monster even if it does look like its constantly winking at me! X, I'm a female BTW, and I'm asking you because you are the expert at anal. What should I do?

Mr. X: You should do your duty, and learn to say, "Hmmmmmppphhhhh!" Learn to take one for the team. I guess that's not so geigh.

[Mr.X]

take one for the team LMFAO:lol

[McKenzie]

Vlad better watch it....I might just bip him in his only one eye :box

Cute story though.

McK