I'm sore and my ego is bruised

[Onerepmaximum]

Originally Posted by crak600

Which is why I wonder how you got into the Marine Corps.

Choke on my load and die now.

You ---- Me

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by onerepmaximum

You ---- Me

You would try and aim your "gun" at me.

[Onerepmaximum]

You're lucky that I can't think of anything funny to say right now.

[Pammie]

Originally Posted by crak600

Ya know, I get really jealous of women sometimes. I can sneak up on my gf, grab her, start playing with her, bring her to orgasim, and she just pulls her pants back up and goes on with her day.

She must have a pad on!