I'm sore and my ego is bruised

[Oderus Urungus]

I'm sore. My body is not used to lifting yet. I did 3 what appeared to be light workouts but I guess they weren't light enough.

And I have 2 little scabs, one on each shin, because I did some deadlifts I remembered how much I love and hate deads, all at the same time.

I only did about half the weight for squats and deads I was doing for reps 8 months ago. Most upper body stuff I did about 1/3 the weight I pushed 8 months ago. You know how much that hurts the ego? 8 months ago I was able to do 6 reps on incline with 85s in each hand, and now I'm cut down to 30s. At the time I was thinking that it'd be a month or two before I started begging the gym manager to get something heavier than 100lb dbs so I could do reps with them.

On the plus side, it's summer, so the campus gym is practically empty and there's not many people in there to watch me lift like a pussy.

And then yesterday, there's this hot chick that works there that came up to me and asked me if I'm wearing contacts now. She remembers seeing me last year when I was still wearing glasses. She said I look really good without my glasses. I said thank you and now I'm going to go :spankin in the shower thinking of you. She blushed and told me that was the nicest thing anyone ever said to her, and that one of these days she'll join me in the shower and do it for me. That was so nice of her to say, so I had to :spankin :spankin (yes, twice) in the locker room after I was done my weak leg workout.

So far I've been able to fight off the alter ego, who takes control of me when I'm in the gym. He's a real asshole, reminds me of all my DIs rolled into one and then some. Some kids in the gym pissed him off last summer and he fucked them up royally, making them do deads and ATF squats until they threw up and left the weight room in tears.

[LOGAN]

bro you where whackin it in the locker room at the gym? damn bro

[unforgiven]

Originally Posted by LOGAN

bro you where whackin it in the locker room at the gym? damn bro

That's what I was about to say!!!! Damn, I would sure wear some flip flops in that locker room.
What would you have done if JB had walked in, he would of raped you're ass!!! JB, I'm just kiddin, don't let me offend! :biggestla

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by LOGAN

bro you where whackin it in the locker room at the gym? damn bro

The locker room has single showers with curtains. Besides, the gym is empty in the summer, so there's only a small risk of getting caught. Even if I did get caught, I'd just say, "dude, do you mind? Either get on your knees and finish me off or gtfo."

[unforgiven]

Originally Posted by crak600

The locker room has single showers with curtains. Besides, the gym is empty in the summer, so there's only a small risk of getting caught. Even if I did get caught, I'd just say, "dude, do you mind? Either get on your knees and finish me off or gtfo."

You're crazy Bro!!!!! :biggestla

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by unforgiven

You're crazy Bro!!!!! :biggestla

And this suprises you how? I've always been a little "off" in the head.

[Voodoo]

damn crak...you and all your "info". Thank gawd women don't spooge all over the floor in public showers.....

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by VoodooItaliana

damn crak...you and all your "info". Thank gawd women don't spooge all over the floor in public showers.....

Ya know, I get really jealous of women sometimes. I can sneak up on my gf, grab her, start playing with her, bring her to orgasim, and she just pulls her pants back up and goes on with her day. If she does that to me, I have to go clean up afterwards.

[Voodoo]

Women are all powerful.

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by VoodooItaliana

Women are all powerful.

Keep telling yourself that.