Went to a college "party" last night, it got busted by the cops

[Oderus Urungus]

There was a noise complaint, and it actually wasn't too loud. There are 4 apartments on the backside of this building. The people in 2 of them were away for the weekend, but we had access to the one apartment (friend's place).

I'm downstairs, where we were all outside drinking. For some reason the stereo had gotten turned off 15 minutes or so before the cops showed up. We saw the cop car pull up the alley, and 2 of the guys with us ducked inside before the cops saw them (both were underage, one was drinking). The rest of us stood outside.

The chicks in the one upstairs apartment saw the cops and shut their door. They had maybe 8 people in there, apparently all underage. One cop went upstairs, one came to us downstairs, even though the one guy downstairs with us said we were the ones that had the stereo on. I don't know how they even saw the people upstairs. The cop with us downstairs only checked one ID, even though I was standing there with a beer in my hand drinking while we were talking to the cop. She let us go, and we're standing outside and can hear the other cop upstairs pounding on the door.

We all go inside, and 2 of our friends (bf/gf) were upstairs still, and she's underage. We're inside and doing the "oh fuck, she's going to get nailed" thing. We stayed inside until I finished my beer, then me and my gf said we were leaving (she was my DD).

We go outside to the car and now there's 2 cop cars and 4 cops there. I'm actually suprised they didn't try to stop us when we were leaving to make sure that the driver of the car was sober.

We went up the alley and they way we came back out onto the main street, we passed by the building again and we could see the cops putting cases of beer into the trunks of their cars. BUSTED.

I'm half drunk and it's midnight so me and my gf go to Denny's. On the way home (about an hour and a half after we left the party) I call my friend to see what happened because she's under 21 and she was upstairs when they cops showed up. She got sooooooooooo fucking lucky - her and her boyfriend were in our friend's apartment upstairs (he's away for the weekend) screwing each other's brains out when the cops showed up LOL.

She said after the cops left, they came back out and the underage chicks in the apartment upstairs were crying their eyes out cause they got busted. It was a short call and I didn't get all the details, but I'm assuming they all got nailed for underage drinking.

At least everyone except her that I hang out with down there is over 21. Saves me the trouble of having to worry about getting nailed for supplying minors with alcohol because last weekend I showed up with a bottle of Jack (which me and her were the 2 drinking the most of it) and last night I showed up with tequila.

Oh well, not my problem they got busted. I'll probably be back down there drinking with them next weekend too.

[Opi]

:mamoru:

[Oderus Urungus]

Why aren't you on AIM you little ***got?

[Opi]

Originally Posted by crak600

Why aren't you on AIM you little ***got?

Im at work you stupid hippy

[Opi]

reply you slow piece of shit oed

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by Opi

reply you slow piece of shit oed

I was in another thread you cocksmoker.

[Opi]

Originally Posted by crak600

I was in another thread you cocksmoker.

bastard

[Mr.X]

so basically you didn't get laid

[Opi]

Originally Posted by Mr.X

so basically you didn't get laid

:laugh

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by Mr.X

so basically you didn't get laid

I have a woman, so picking up college chicks that'd more than likely freak out when they took off my pants and saw the cock ring isn't my highest priority.