Do you fart in front of you partner/gf/boyfriend?

be honest...I do!

My current GF gets pissed though..

[Onerepmaximum]

I didn't used to. Until one day, we were in bed and she let one go and pulled to covers over my head. It was on from that moment. She has since surrendered and called for mercy, but it's too late.

[Lacy]

yes and he farts on me!thinks it is funnier than hell

Originally Posted by Lacy

yes and he farts on me!thinks it is funnier than hell

I think too...the more she gets pissed , the funnier it gets to me.

My motto: To fart is to exist!!!

Condradict me...

I try my damndest not to ...in front of anyone.

Lacy and onerep women dont fart O.K.!!!!!

Originally Posted by Lacy

yes and he farts on me!thinks it is funnier than hell

[Lacy]

um ok but i beg to differ.oh thats right you wanna be under that impression we are all ladies and sweet and innocent huh

[Spook]

Yes, I have before and I had a girlfriend to give me a dutch oven just like onerep's woman gave him...egg fart, cover tossed over the head, and try not to puke.

[Onerepmaximum]

Originally Posted by boogt

Lacy and onerep women dont fart O.K.!!!!!

Women do, Ladies don't

Originally Posted by onerepmaximum

Women do, Ladies don't

"Ladies" are boring. Women fuck like there's no tomorrow then put on a show in front of others about how pc they are. Women blow you, then go make you a sandwich. Ladies scowl and make stupid faces when they're pissed. Women tell you off then threaten to remove your testicles if you ever do it again.

Yes, I fart in front of my woman, then she tells me off and threatens to remove my testicles if I ever do it again.