The alternate lyrics to Cat's in the Cradle by Cat Stevens..... - Anabolic Steroids

Spook · #1 (**permalink**) 10-23-2005, 02:37 AM

Now, don't be hatin' on me.

The alternate lyrics to Cat's in the Cradle by Cat Stevens.....

Did you ever think when you eat chinese,
it ain't pork or chicken, but a big Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain,
but that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.

Seems to me that I ordered sweet and sour pork,
but Garfield's on my fork.
He's purring here on my fork.

Chorus:
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peiking Moon,
the place I ate every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you'll never know,
once they wrap it up in dough, boy's,
they fry it up in dough.......

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more,
while he was dialing up his buddy at the ol' pet store.
I said, "Not today, I lost my appetite,
there's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."

I was sucking on a rolaids or a tums or two
when I heard it mueu boy,
and that is when I knew............

Chorus:
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peiking Moon,
I gotta stop eating there at noon.
They say that it is beef or fish or pork,
but it's purring there on my fork.

There's a hairball there on my fork.