Help with revenge

[Big T]

My buddies thought it would be funny to put my name and number in the classifieds saying that I'm selling a bowflex, now I get phonecalls all day cause of this shit. I need to get them back.

[Voodoo]

I would send them flowers to their office from a *** guy. Or, a really hot stripper to the house when his wife is home, or a really fat ugly stripper to his work... or a male stripper to his work... Dude... the possibilities are endless.

[Gutt]

go to gas stations and fill out job apps with his info on it. send penis enlargment info to his house. call the local mormons or jehovah witness and say you want a free home bible study and give his name and addy.

[Voodoo]

OHHH the Jehovas one is righteous... no pun intended... but those people NEVER quit. They will come ringing his door at like 8am all dressed nice to 'talk'. thats a good one.

[Rat]

Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. Lie low for a couple of months before you do this. That way they don't know where it's coming from. It will keep you from being the object of retaliation also. They'll have to think about it, especially if your very quiet about setting things up.

[gmyers]

Rat is 100% right on. Patience. Do nothing, then attack full force when they least expect it. Good Luck.

[Spook]

wait until it gets cold this winter, find a way to strap a stink bomb vial to his manifold, when it gets hot, his heater will be on, and the stench will fill up his car.

[Gutt]

put poop under his car door handle. and yes i said poop

[Mr.X]

cut his breaks , break his legs and run him over - that'll teach them!

[Voodoo]

whatever you decide to do make sure you share with us.... and I agree with the 'wait until it's all forgotten' method.