The Idiot Test......see how well you score.

[Spook]

Answers:

1. Yes
2. One
3. All of them (12)
4. The beggar is her sister.
5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
6. 6
7. No - because he is dead.
8. They aren't playing each other.
9. 70
10. White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.
11. 2
12. 50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel)
13. The match.
14. Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.
15. 1 Hour
16. 9
17. None - Noah took them on the ark.
18. Meat
19. 12
20. Same as it is now, Dubya.

[Puddles]

#17 Duhhhh!!! Time for me to go back to Sunday School.

[ZEEBS]

fuck that game

well I thought I was smort

good god I misspelled it

smirt... that is bettir

[Voodoo]

man, I didnt get a chance to answer fore spook posted the answers.
but, I got 2 wrong

[Val]

Got 2 wrong. #9 and #13. Oh well. I can't pass a simple personality test from 24 Hour Fucking Fitness, so I guess I did pretty good on this thing.


Hey Spook, can you send this to Corporate and tell them how bright I am? Lol.

[Oderus Urungus]

1. Yes
2. One per year
3. All
4. They are sisters
5. Can't bury the living
6. 6
7. No, he's dead
8. Only possible if they are not playing against each other
9. 70
10. You can not build a rectangular house that has all 4 sides with a southern exposure unless you built it on the north pole. If that's the case, then the local bears would be polar bears, so they would be white.
11. 2
12. I have no clue
13. Wood stove
14. As far as he wants
15. 1 hour
16. 9
17. 2
18. Meat
19. 6
20. Harry Truman - Mr. President.

[Mr. dB]

Originally Posted by Spook

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

yes

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

all of them

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come?

the beggar is her sister

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

'cause he's not dead yet

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

six

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

no, he's dead

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

Don't know, don't care

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

the bear is white, 'cause the man is Santa Claus

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

two

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

a nickel and a Kennedy half-dollar (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

I'd light the kerosene lamp first, so I could see to light the other two

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

half way, after that he's running out of the woods

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

one hour

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

none, Moses wasn't born yet

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

meat

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was the President's name in 1950?

Little Georgie

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