The Idiot Test......see how well you score.

[Spook]

20 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1950?




If you want, you can post your answers by:

1. No
2. 70, etc..........so on and so forth.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that I'll post the answers later so that no one cheats.

[ZEEBS]

where are the answers

[Spook]

Originally Posted by ZEEBS

where are the answers

I'll post the answers later to ensure that no one cheats.

[Lacy]

Ok screw it .I will look like the first moron:

1.YES
2.one
3.1
4.it is her sister
5.Cause he isnt dead yet
6.3
7.?
8?
9.25
10.golden from the sun(ok no clue here)
11.2
12.One is not a nickel but the other could be therefore a fifty cent piece and a nickel
13.the stove ,then I could take wood and light the rest
14.?
15.2
16.1
17.paper
18.none
19.president

[Onerepmaximum]

Aight foos..

1) Y
2) 1
3) 1
4) she's a girl
5) He's alive
6) 6
7) He's dead
8) They didn't play each other
9) 70
10) White, he's at the South Pole
11) 2
12) The other is a nickel 50 centpiece and a nickel
13) The stove is already burning wood
14) all the way
15)2 hrs
16) 9
17) 1
18) meat
19) 12
20) George Bush

[Puddles]

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? YES
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? ONE, THE DAY HE IS BORN, MINE IS MAY 11TH
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? ALL OF THEM
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come? BECAUSE THE BEGGER IS HER SISTER
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? CUZ HE'S STILL LIVING
6. How many outs are there in an inning? 6
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? A WIDOW IS A MAN, I THINK IT'S LEGAL FOR MEN TO MARRY SO HE CAN MARRY HIS DEAD HUSBAND'S SISTER
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. THEY AREN'T PLAYING EACH OTHER
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? HE CAN'T SEE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO WINDOWS. (I don't understand this one. LOL)
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? A HALF DOLLAR AND A HALF DIME
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? THOSE THINGS WON'T LIGHT UP UNLESS THEY ARE FILLED WITH OIL, KEROSENE OR WOOD, SO NOTHING WOULD LIGHT
14. How far can a dog run into the woods? HALF WAY IN, THEN HE'D BE RUNNING OUT
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? 1 HOUR
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 1 OF EACH SEX BUT HE TOOK 2 OF EACH SPECIES, A MALE AND A FEMALE
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? MEAT
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12
20. What was the President's name in 1950? SAME AS IT IS NOW, PRES. BUSH


How many did I get right/wrong?

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?1
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?all of them
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come? it is her sister
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? he is still living
6. How many outs are there in an inning? 6
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? no he is dead
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. they were not playing each other
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? white he is in the north pole
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? a fifty cent piece and a nickle ..one is a fifty cent piece
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? the match
14. How far can a dog run into the woods? half way then he is running out
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? one hour
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 1
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? meat
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12?
20. What was the President's name in 1950? george bush

[Lacy]

Ok guys why would they have a fourth of july in england?OH JESUS NEVERMIND of course they actually have the date 4th oh good gawd

[Onerepmaximum]

You can't be editing your answers, Lacy!!!

[Puddles]

Geez...at least pm us who've answerd already!

Boogt...good on the match one. I was confused there.