Okay, I was fucking plowed last night, and I woke up with guns under my bed

[Oderus Urungus]

Yeah, no shit.

The beer I was drinking last night was a staggering 9.1% alcohol. I had 5 1/2 of them. I'm used to drinking beers that are 5% alcohol, but god damn, 9.1%. To top it off, each one of these beers hits me like 3, yes, THREE, beers normally would.

So that felt like 15 beers.

Top it off with 1/3 bottle of Jim Beam, drank straight from the bottle.


I called an online buddy last night. I don't remember much of the conversation. I do remember loading my AK mags while we were chatting.

I woke up this morning and looked over the edge of the bed and saw my AK sling hanging out from between the mattress and box spring. I do remember walking up the stairs with it slung across my back.


I feel like total shit right about now.

[Reverend Satan]

My brother used to have a weakness for Knob Creek whiskey. After "polishing the knob" he woke up the next morning fully clothed wearing a 10 inch bowie-type knife, unsheathed around his waste.

Be careful :foshizzle

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by Reverend Satan

My brother used to have a weakness for Knob Creek whiskey. After "polishing the knob" he woke up the next morning fully clothed wearing a 10 inch bowie-type knife, unsheathed around his waste.

Be careful :foshizzle

Seriously, yeah, I need to be careful.

What's worse is I have a trigger lock on the AK and somehow I managed to find my keys and take the trigger lock off. Damn.

[g3cko]

i just woke up with a headache and had to pee really bad. No guns for me.

[TheOak01]

when should we expect to see you on the dvd version of cops shots fired?

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by TheOak01

when should we expect to see you on the dvd version of cops shots fired?

Hopefully never.

My buddy said I left him a voice mail and said I was about to go shooting people.

I don't think I'm drinking again for a few weeks.

[TheOak01]

good plan dude

I am glad I am too damn far away for you too drive!!!

[Oderus Urungus]

Finally feeling a bit better, even though I watched the Eagles lose.

I still kinda feel like ass though. I think I need to eat some more pizza.

[IntensityX]

I would hate to be your next door neighbor