There Is No Sex!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Oderus Urungus

And I have sex whenever I want too and it's never by myself. If, in my world, I think I'm actually having sex when I masturbate, then I really am. It's my reality and I'll do whatever I please when I'm in it.

ohhh I do much the same hon..........just the other night I was woken up in the middle of the night....by a hungry mouth...and some clamps..............

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by Cutieface

Ummm excuse me buster.......but that just happens to be MY MOUTH!

That's HAWT!

[Oderus Urungus]

And yeah, I'd be busting some baby makin splatter.....

[g3cko]

I wish I could get laid when I want but thats not usually the case.

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by Cutieface

ohhh I do much the same hon..........just the other night I was woken up in the middle of the night....by a hungry mouth...and some clamps..............

Hungry mouth and clamps...I think I missed something here...

[Oderus Urungus]

Originally Posted by g3cko

I wish I could get laid when I want but thats not usually the case.

Like I said, if in your world you believe you are getting laid while you masturbate, who can argue with that? I create my own realities all the time and whatever happens within them I believe to be what is really happening.

Try it sometime, it works great. Onerep does it a lot as well. When he takes his pants off he pretends he has a 5" penis instead of one that resembles a very small clitoris. In his world, he has a penis that he can stroke, not something he has to diddle with a single finger.

Originally Posted by Oderus Urungus

Hungry mouth and clamps...I think I missed something here...

yea you sure did

*wink*