Weird day in a public restroom...guys talking next to you while pissing...creepy

[Spook]

Actually, something embarrassing happened on Mother's Day on my drive back home from visiting my parents..........

I stop at this gas station to use the restroom, walk in, standing at the urinal taking a leak, and I hear some guy outside the door in a profound country bumpkin accent say, "Hey buddy. Is there a line for the restroom?" I guess a guy was waiting outside the door for me to finish and come out. The bumpkin stuck his head in the door and said, "Hey buddy! Is this a one shitter?!"

He looks around and sees another urinal next to mine and a toilet, looks at the other guy and says, "It's a 3 shitter buddy! No need to be bashful! Come on in!"

The loudmouth walks up to the urinal next to mine (he was wearing a Team Triton shirt...assumed he was a true redneck or was actually in a bass tourney somewhere) and starts making all sorts of noises as he's relieving himself. He's yelling out loud, "AHH-H-H-H-H-H-H!!!!! NOW THAT'S WHUT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!!!! Whoooo-Wheeee!!!!!! I needed to do this 50 miles ago!" He looks over at me and says, "Hey man! Do you like fishin?"

I answer, "Yeah, I like to fish," while thinking...[Why couldn't this restroom have been a "one shitter?"]

Ah man! I tell you whut buddy! I just got back from a bass tourney and you can't stand on the edge of the boat and take a piss in the lake like you used to! Oh hell no! Now there's women fishing in those tourneys and they don't care for that. But, there are a few that don't mind it. Hell! You unleash the trouser snake to pee, some of those women are grabbing their digital camries and taking pics while yelling, "That's gotta be the biggest one ever in captivity!!!!"

So, my urethra by this time has closed up enough that barely a drip is coming out and I shake it a couple of times before I put it back in the pants and the guy yells, "Hey buddy! You shake it more than twice you're playin with it!" With his free hand he slaps me on the back as I'm about to go to the sink to wash up and he yells, "Have a goodin' buddy!"

His team triton buddy steps into the restroom while I'm washing my hands and steps up to the urinal and says, "Hey man. I could hear you all the way up the cash register," as his friend is zipping up at this time. "Hey you in the shitter! Was my buddy aggravating you?"

The guy in the shitter says, "Nope."

"Well, sorry about my friend, he likes to talk alot. Hey man! You like fishin'?"

The second guy was as bad as the first guy.






Why couldn't that restroom have been a one shitter?

[IntensityX]

LMAO hahahaha well Spook tell X next time to wait until your done

[Lacy]

:argh yes we may have to wait in line in our restroom but at least we have seperate stalls in our public ones..................oh yeah and guys we have doors too

[Puddles]

Just one more reason that I'm happy to be a woman.

[TheOak01]

ahahah thats funny stuff

[Spook]

It was embarrassing as could be when it happened, but by the time I got home I had to laugh about it and post it.

[Reverend Satan]

You should have pissed on his pantleg.

[godfather]

Why does this remind me of larry the cable guy?

[rnch]

a Bashfull Bladder is a terrible curse.

[TheStromba]

I would have been pissed. There is no partition between the urinals at work. They are so close together that you are almost touching shoulders with the next guy. I will usually only use it if both are empty.

On two occasions someone started using the urinal next to me and decided to glance over at my goods. Under normal circumstances, this would be enough for me to slap this *****, but you are in a difficult position.
I just got the hell out asap.