Ortiz vs. Shamrock II

[Reverend Satan]

Let's hear the predictions. This one is going to be tough because I think Ortiz's skills have diminished in the last 3-4 years and it turns out Shamrock had a torn ACL in their first fight. On the flipside, Ortiz dominated Ken the first time around and Ken is now 42 and hasn't looked good in his last few fights.

I'll pick Ortiz by knock-out or TKO in the 2nd round but both of these guys have seen their best days and should consider retirement (especially you Shamrock).

Also, Bas Rutten is fighting Kimo on the 22nd in a WFA pay-per-view. Now that should be a good fight but I'll take Bas in that one.

[Onerepmaximum]

I think Ortiz is gonna beat Shamrock down the whole fight and win an easy decision.

[Onerepmaximum]

And I expect him to look like this again:

[Reverend Satan]

He definitely gave Shamrock an ass-whipping.

Story:

My buddy and I wanted to watch the fight but I didn't want to buy the pay-per-view so I searched on the net and found the only place showing the fight was a strip club on the south side of Houston called Ritz. We decide we'll go in and watch the fight and get the phuck out before we spend too much money. We showed up 2 hours before the main event and I'm straight sipping crown and coke but not spending much, if anything, on the girls. By the time Ortiz/Shamrock is done my buddy and I are so drunk we proceed to empty both of our bank accounts and spend all our money on lap dances before we crawled out of the place. I remember at one point we were each getting a dance from different girls and just thought it was hilarious that the girls kept asking "do you want another one" and we were just like "sure, why not." We spent around $120-$160 each in about 20 minutes and around $300-$400 each for the night. I was so broke at the time I had no business spending 1/4 of that.

I woke up the next day and realized I spent all my money including money for the electricity bill that was overdue. I had to borrow $200 from my mom just to keep my lights on and eat for the rest of the month.

Now you know why I don't go to titty bars anymore. That and because my girl always wants to go with me and that ain't any fun.

[Onerepmaximum]

Damn that's jacked up! I don't like to go to titty bars much either. It seems like if your girl went it would be better.

[Reverend Satan]

It isn't for several reasons.

1) My girl isn't bisexual
2) If she was I wouldn't date her

We went to the titty bar once together and it was alright but I was really uncomfortable getting a dance in front of her. I enjoy going to the titty bar and just chilling in a place where my bro and I can just sit, relax and enjoy the view without looking like a couple of ***s.

The titty bar is like Chuck E. Cheese for men. It's where a man can be a man. If that ***** had skeeball and one of those ballpits where you could wrestle the girls it would rule!

[Onerepmaximum]

Haha, that's an outstanding post.

She must have just went with you to make sure nothing happened that she dissapproved of, huh? That would suck.

[Reverend Satan]

She is just always trying to prove to me (and herself) that she is the cool girlfriend. I don't think she understands how going to the strip club is not so much about wanting to bang all the girls and more about going to a place where you are encouraged to stare at a woman's breasts and just kick back without all the social bullshit. At least that's how it is for me. I can go to the titty bar with my bro and if we don't have shit to say to one another it's ok because there is something interesting to look at almost anywhere you turn.

[Onerepmaximum]

Haha, you jacked your own thread.

Unless, do you think your girl can whoop Shamrock or Ortiz?

[Reverend Satan]

I jacked the thread because I remembered that this board is full of homosexuals and girly men so no input regarding the fight would be registered beyond our initial discussion.

BTW, my girl could KO either guy with a titty smack.