A serious question

[Puddles]

A combination of drinks known as a ladyboy was invented by fictional TV personality, Alan Partridge.

The set of bar drinks are:

a pint of lager
with chasers of:

a small Baileys
and
a gin and tonic


History
Alan named the drinks combination in the I'm Alan Partridge TV series episode Watership Alan with reference to an idle moment of his where he became confused about his sexuality and was dreaming about the ladyboys of ********.

Alan first places for himself a convoluted order for a gin and tonic when alone at the bar. He is joined by his P.A. Lynn, for whom Alan chivalrously orders "one SMALL Baileys". When he is joined by two TV men, he shoos Lynn away, orders pints of lager with the TV men and is forced to improvise a name for the combinaion of 3 drinks that rests on the bar before him.


Drinking Strategies
In keeping with the events in the Watership Alan episode there is a sequence to follow when drinking a ladyboy:

Lift the pint of lager, say "Cheeeers!" in Partridge voice to your companions, take a sip and replace the glass.

Lift the Baileys, sip and replace.

Lift the gin and tonic, sip and replace.

Pause for a beat and then utter a strangulated "Ooh, ladyboys".
Repeat the sipping cycle (minus the two utterances) until all drinks are finished - taking care to sip in proportion to the volume of the glass.

This sequence is called an "Orthodox Ladyboy", as the drinking order follows that in the Watership Alan episode. A popular alternative is the "Unorthodox Ladyboy" where the drinks are consumed in size order (lager, gin and tonic, baileys). This sequence is known to produce an agreeable aftertaste.

Proportional sippings ensures the drinks are all finished at the same time. It is a skill that should be encouraged in newcomers.


Forfeits
While a ladyboy can be much enjoyed when consumed in 3 glasses, it is quite unpleasant when mixed in a single glass. This mixture resembling, inter alia, nasal mucus can be presented to the drinker in the group who a) finishes last, or b) finishes one glass out of step with the other two (owing to a failure of proportional sipping).

[Onerepmaximum]

I guess that pretty much solves that.

[Puddles]

Gives a whole new meaning to the question, "Ever do a ladyboy?"

[g3cko]

i saw a shirt recently that said ladyboy on it. i don't think thats quite what it meant though.

[hanuri]

So may the drink be ladyboy but the OTHER we are talking is called ladyman.Seen regurlary at Pattaya for instance. What I was wondering are they a little cheaper than the normal women there ? :doh