Sorry Ladies Your Best Friend Just Wants Your Putang!

[Adam F]

I think the below article is about 90% correct. I have a bad habit of being friends with a chick, and 90% of the time end up having sex with her.

Story Pulled From Shoutwire

Tell me if this scenario seems familiar to you: a woman has a male friend. They always hang out, go see movies, and even go shopping together. Boyfriend, you ask? Nope. The woman says, “It’s not like that at all. We’re just friends.” Sure, lady. Maybe from your perspective. Just know that your “friend” is itching for a chance to dip his tube steak into your marinade.

Seriously, do you think the guy agrees to go shopping with you because he enjoys it? Hell no! From a man’s point of view, clothes shopping with a woman is the seventh circle of hell. There’s no way that a man would subject himself to such a thing unless he’s *** or he’s looking to score. Usually, it’s the latter.

Here’s a wake-up call for both of the women who frequent ShoutWire - men would like to f*uck you. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you, but it’s true. Which men am I talking about? All of them; every man that you have encountered today. Allow me to break it down for you.

You know that co-worker who offered you a ride home? He did it because he wants to **** you. Sure, you might be married or in a relationship. He doesn’t care. Somewhere deep down inside his mind, he figures that giving you a ride home increases his chances of someday getting you in the sack. Doesn’t make much sense, but then, most male thoughts don’t (where sex is concerned, anyway).

Once upon a time, my wife was biking down the street and lost her hat. She told me that 2 miles up the road, a car pulled over in front of her. The driver (a 30-something man) saw her lose the hat, pulled over to retrieve it, turned around and returned it to her. She said “what a nice guy!” Riiiight. I proceeded to tell her what I’ve been saying for the last few paragraphs, but she scoffed at me. “Just because he was a nice guy doesn’t mean he was thinking of sex. He just wanted to do something nice.” Uh, no. I guarantee that if it was me who dropped that hat, I would have had to turn around to go get it. Same thing if my wife weighed 500 lbs – no man would have gone through the trouble. Again, it must be subconscious. The guy thinks that this good deed will somehow snag him some pussy.

Now back to your “friend” who supposedly isn’t interested in sex. I can tell you right now that this guy will hang out with you, help you do mundane tasks (like sorting your photo album), or maybe even pick up “feminine items” from the store for you. He’s NOT just a really nice guy; he’s a really horny guy. One day, he’ll get you hammered enough and he’ll suddenly spill his guts about how he’s always loved you, etc etc etc. Perhaps he’ll even take the pussy elementary school method and tuck a “confessions” note under your door.

Now, you’re sure to be surprised when this happens. Even though this happens all the time, women will not see it coming. Because of the surprised factor, said woman will be tempted to give in and at least give the guy a sympathy shag for all of his efforts. Bad move. As soon as the guy pulls his dick out of you, there will be no more hanging out, no more clothes shopping, and no more favours. He’s accomplished his goal, and now your ****ed in more than one way. He may still want to date you, but it will be a more typical boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. He’s not going to go the extra mile anymore unless you were an amazing, show stopping lay. It’s just not worth the effort any more.

So be warned ladies. Next time a guy offers to carry your bag up the stairs for you, be aware of what’s on his mind. But what of the “friend” who is secretly plotting to fill your donut with cream? Take the opportunity to have a little fun. Ask him to do ridiculous things for you, like washing your clothes or cleaning the crud out from under your toenails. If he thinks it will get him laid, he’ll do it. Hell, even if it only slightly increases his odds, he’ll still do it.

I’ll wrap this up with an appropriate quote:

"That's right, every time a man's being nice to you...all he's doing is offering dick. That's all it is.

'Can l get that door for you?
How about some dick?'"

Chris Rock – Bigger and Blacker

[Reverend Satan]

I like this article. Usually I don't like the articles that say "all guys want to **** you" because I have had very attractive lady friends that came on to me often and I never slept with them out of respect for their husbands/boyfriends AND because I knew it would kill our friendship. These were girls I enjoyed hanging out with but would never date so I knew adding sex into the equation would cause me to eventually lose a friend. I don't have a lot of friends.

The difference with this article is the subconscious factor. Even the girls I knew I would *never* sleep with were attractive to me on some level and that part of my brain caused me to act on that feeling by doing good deeds to make me more attractive to them. So the twist is that I know some (maybe a lot) of what I did for them was because my libido was telling me to but my conscious brain would NEVER let me collect the reward should it ever present itself.

I have even made friends with ugly girls but if they were good enough to be my friend it meant they had at least a few good qualities. Those good qualities are amplified over time and you end up, again on some level, wanting to bang them to. I still think men and women can just be friends without anything happening physically no matter how much they drink or get high but it needs to be acknowledged that the primitive part of our brain still controls a lot of what we do.

[ISkiMB]

i think if we really check ourselves...like AF says...at the very least...90% true.

[Adam F]

Originally Posted by Reverend Satan

I like this article. Usually I don't like the articles that say "all guys want to **** you" because I have had very attractive lady friends that came on to me often and I never slept with them out of respect for their husbands/boyfriends AND because I knew it would kill our friendship. These were girls I enjoyed hanging out with but would never date so I knew adding sex into the equation would cause me to eventually lose a friend. I don't have a lot of friends.

The difference with this article is the subconscious factor. Even the girls I knew I would *never* sleep with were attractive to me on some level and that part of my brain caused me to act on that feeling by doing good deeds to make me more attractive to them. So the twist is that I know some (maybe a lot) of what I did for them was because my libido was telling me to but my conscious brain would NEVER let me collect the reward should it ever present itself.

I have even made friends with ugly girls but if they were good enough to be my friend it meant they had at least a few good qualities. Those good qualities are amplified over time and you end up, again on some level, wanting to bang them to. I still think men and women can just be friends without anything happening physically no matter how much they drink or get high but it needs to be acknowledged that the primitive part of our brain still controls a lot of what we do.

I agree I have kept 2 females as friends over a 4 year peroid, and we have never done anything. Now the occasion has arised where the conversation came up, but nothing more.

One thing I disagree about this article is where it says, "As soon as the guy pulls his dick out of you, there will be no more hanging out, no more clothes shopping, and no more favours. My best friend for 4 years is infact is still my best friend. I really think it's about maturity. It's really cool if you can shag a friend, and still be friends with her.

[Reverend Satan]

Originally Posted by Adam F

I agree I have kept 2 females as friends over a 4 year peroid, and we have never done anything. Now the occasion has arised where the conversation came up, but nothing more.

One thing I disagree about this article is where it says, "As soon as the guy pulls his dick out of you, there will be no more hanging out, no more clothes shopping, and no more favours. My best friend for 4 years is infact is still my best friend. I really think it's about maturity. It's really cool if you can shag a friend, and still be friends with her.

I definitely agree that if both people are mature and understand that the sex is just sex and nothing more they can remain friends. In my experience, one of the people always expects more from the other after they have sex. I definitely believe that it can be done (like in your case) but I have never been lucky enough to meet the girl that could sleep with me and leave it at that (and I don't mean that like I am great in bed). Instead, I get these broads that sleep with me and sleep with everyone else yet freak out when they find out I'm getting some action from a girl other than them.

If I could post the text message "conversation" I had with one of them recently you would see what I mean.

[Adam F]

Originally Posted by Reverend Satan

I definitely agree that if both people are mature and understand that the sex is just sex and nothing more they can remain friends. In my experience, one of the people always expects more from the other after they have sex. I definitely believe that it can be done (like in your case) but I have never been lucky enough to meet the girl that could sleep with me and leave it at that (and I don't mean that like I am great in bed). Instead, I get these broads that sleep with me and sleep with everyone else yet freak out when they find out I'm getting some action from a girl other than them.

If I could post the text message "conversation" I had with one of them recently you would see what I mean.

I can def understand that! In all my years I have only came across 2 women that where able to handle the situation without letting "feelings" get in the way. It's really the luck of the draw.

[Gator_Mclusky]

So true. My ex had a guy friend let her borrow his car while hers was in the shop. She told us how sweet that was. I told her that he wanted to fuque her. She said no, it was just very nice of him....
Sure enough she said he offered to take her to grab a quick bite one evening invited her in after the hour long xcursion and like I taold her...he was all over her.
Ladies....nothing a guy does is for free. They want to fuque you.

Great post Adam and so true.