Reasons I wish I was a muslim

[Reverend Satan]

Here are some reasons I wish I was a muslim:

1. So I could say "I declare Jihad on ...fill in the blank..."

ex. I declared Jihad on my girl's ass, I declared Jihad on a twelve back of budweiser, etc. It would be a pop culture phrase on par with "you go girl" or "for shizzle"

Honestly, the possibilities there are endless. Imagine telling a girl you see at the club "Baby, I would declare Jihad on that ass and still be thinking about you when I'm with those 72 virgins" Any girl will get wet after hearing that, trust me.

2. So I could tell people I am training to get my pilot's license

3. So I could ask potential employers if their life insurance policy covers the family of suicide victims

4. So I could talk about my favorite vest with all of the "pockets" that I sometimes wear under my trench coat when I'm having a bad day

What are yours?

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by Reverend Satan

Here are some reasons I wish I was a muslim:

1. So I could say "I declare Jihad on ...fill in the blank..."

ex. I declared Jihad on my girl's ass, I declared Jihad on a twelve back of budweiser, etc. It would be a pop culture phrase on par with "you go girl" or "for shizzle"

Honestly, the possibilities there are endless. Imagine telling a girl you see at the club "Baby, I would declare Jihad on that ass and still be thinking about you when I'm with those 72 virgins" Any girl will get wet after hearing that, trust me.

2. So I could tell people I am training to get my pilot's license

3. So I could ask potential employers if their life insurance policy covers the family of suicide victims

4. So I could talk about my favorite vest with all of the "pockets" that I sometimes wear under my trench coat when I'm having a bad day

What are yours?

LMFFAO you are gonna get me in trouble laughing so loud!

[Gator_Mclusky]

Good one...if ya get pissed at somebody simply scream out Alla Akbar and whatever they do is forgiven by God......

[Reverend Satan]

Originally Posted by Gator_Mclusky

Good one...if ya get pissed at somebody simply scream out Alla Akbar and whatever they do is forgiven by God......

Damn, that would work. You couldn't get in trouble like if you screamed "fire" or whatever but you would scare the **** out of someone.

[Reverend Satan]

I might just start ending every few sentences with "Praise Allah"

[Adam F]

Originally Posted by Reverend Satan

I might just start ending every few sentences with "Praise Allah"

DUDE you gotta find one of those turbins to wear around your head :laugh

[Spook]

I'd say "Dirka dirka" alot probably.

Asking the employer about the insurance would be priceless to video his/her facial expression.

[Marcus Fenix]

The Rev always coming up with the posts that make me laugh.