Ipl's Jokes For The Day~!!

[IronpumpedLady]

As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
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Are caterpillars good to eat~?



Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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10 REASONS IT SUCKS TO BE A PENIS~!


01. -You've got a hole in your head.
02. -Your master strangles you all the time.
03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
04. -You shrink in cold water.
05. -You never get a haircut.
06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.
07. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
08. -Your best friend is a pussy.
09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.


Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL

[Gator_Mclusky]

:woot LMAO....good ones!!!!

[Smiley]

Yip that's modern kid for ya.