Rats Whats Going On Thread

[madruga]

rat...i said no to sex.

it was tough, but i did it. she was sitting in my lap and i leaned her back and gave her one of those fabio romantico kisses that makes women's clothes come off and she got up and was pulling my arm into my room and i gave her the big negative. most girls would have been pissed off right there, but not her. she just said, "you know what? you're right." i said yes ma'am i am right, but you can come back over here and sit in my lap, which she did, and i seduced her once again with my fabio romantico kisses...

i'm proud of myself...i could have sideways f*cked her (as my buddies like to call it) again, but i resisted. that is strength man. haha

[Spook]

Who the hell says, "Fabio romantico?" We need to get a better phrase book for you bro.

[madruga]

i couldn't think of any other way to put it. maybe i could call it one of those "make women moist" kisses.

[Rat]

Well, another evening approaches.....

Refreshing adult beverage?

check

Quiet music in the background?

check

Lighting set low?

check

Everything is in order for another quiet evening.....

[Rat]

Originally Posted by madruga

i couldn't think of any other way to put it. maybe i could call it one of those "make women moist" kisses.

I think that made my head hurt.

*Rat goes for the aspirin*

[paul_22]

moist is such a dirty word ... lol just say it aloud ...3.....2......1..... Moist.... dont be afaird to drag out a little and hold your goods....... Moisttttttttt ....

[madruga]

i'm sorry uncle rat... i'll refrain.

[madruga]

Originally Posted by paul_22

moist is such a dirty word ... lol just say it aloud ...3.....2......1..... Moist.... dont be afaird to drag out a little and hold your goods....... Moisttttttttt ....

ahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahaha

[Rat]

and Pauli is supposed to be sleeping and he's up under the covers with his phone reading iS.....

Oy!!

[madruga]

he's probably got a dirty magazine under there too...