Rats Whats Going On Thread

[Smiley]

They are from Aussie two unlike me

[Smiley]

Time for some Tuna and Thins here.

[Rat]

So.... if we squeeze Smiley, does he smell like a kiwi fruit?

The little green ones that look like fuzzy testicals ?

[paul_22]

their more brown ???.. yes hairy tsticals thats the bag has been stretched

[willy222]

there green inside

[paul_22]

and white and black

[madruga]

guess who's back...

[Smiley]

If you smelt me I would smell like all of your wives and girlfriends.

[Rat]

Well, with me, Smiley, it would be ex wives and ex girlfriends....

If you'd like, I'll give you their numbers.........

[access]

Don't ask Smiley about sheep is all I can say..

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"