Rats Whats Going On Thread

[Rat]

Okay, so they killed the post whore thread. This isn't one of them. Come on in and tell Ole Uncle Rat what your up too..

I'll start....

Since I called in sick again today, I'm sitting out on my front porch watching the neighborhood..... the little dove are cruising around my front yard picking things up to make a nest with.... which means that spring is around the corner and mating season is starting....

Now... time for me to go in and start cooking some fish for dinner !!!

[Garra]

well mr rat...

im sitting at work at the moment doing my daily and monotenous job of hunting terrorists who are intent on blowing themselves up...

im also waiting with baited breath for my university to contact me with regars to the resuts of my dissertation...

other than that im having a nice relaxing evening...

[Martano666]

Just finished hitting the deltoids. Time for a dube.

[dashizzle]

my clavicle hurts. Its weird...hope I didn't F my rotator cuff up.

[Martano666]

A dube will fix it.

[dashizzle]

probably will...but I may have a piss test soon...kinda lookin for a new job...
The doobage awaits me...already rolled...sitting in my trusty jar.

[Garra]

Originally Posted by dashizzle

probably will...but I may have a piss test soon...kinda lookin for a new job...
The doobage awaits me...already rolled...sitting in my trusty jar.

"they say it aint gd weed if u dont choke, shit got my head spinnin like the hundred spokes"

man thats how i felt today before work today, got bladed and just relaxed...

[Rat]

Originally Posted by Garra

well mr rat...

im sitting at work at the moment doing my daily and monotenous job of hunting terrorists who are intent on blowing themselves up...

im also waiting with baited breath for my university to contact me with regars to the resuts of my dissertation...

other than that im having a nice relaxing evening...

Okay, Garra... I know you down SA way.... so what is it you do? Sort of like homeland security for us?

[Rat]

*Rat runs to check on his fish*

[Garra]

Originally Posted by Rat

Okay, Garra... I know you down SA way.... so what is it you do? Sort of like homeland security for us?

political and security analyst i provide realtime terror and political risk trends to clientele travelling to high risk regions like the middle east, horn of africa, eastern europe etc...

keep our clients abreast of anysecurity issues in the country and if needed we fly in and evacuate them out of dangerous situations...

we a profit seeking organziation and are in no way affiliated to any governmental/parastatal entity

hope that clears that up bro...