The blonde needs a 710.

[dagar]

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is further away.....Florida or the moon."

The other blonde turns and says, "Hellooooooo, can you see Florida???????"

[underpsi]

Originally Posted by FlirtfromHell

LMAO that's hilarious underpsi.. is she blonde? Cause I am and the whole time I was reading the joke I couldn't figure out what she was talking about.

Dagar - that's a good one too.. lmao.

i know right? the whole time i was reading it i was thinking- wtf is she talking about. when i read it to her she answered like she KNEW. i asked her if she heard the joke before and she said no, but that 710 upside down was obviously oil= duh... lol.. this was half way threw.ha,ha,ha... is she blond? that's a tough one.. she's a hair stylist and her hair color changes quite often.

[dagar]

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

[FlirtfromHell]

Oh thats bad, Dagar.

[Opi]

hahah thats pretty good

[FlirtfromHell]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What
does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it
to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[FlirtfromHell]

A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?"

And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"

[dagar]

A Russian, an American and a blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space."
The American said, "We were the first on the moon."
The blonde said, "So what. We're going to be the first on the sun."

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot. You'll burn up." said the Russian.

To which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going to go at night."

[FlirtfromHell]

LMAO!! Wow.. that's a good one. I'd have to smack her if she was my friend.

[Gator_Mclusky]

Crazy arse blondes!!!!lol