The blonde needs a 710.

[FlirtfromHell]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten..

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her ove r to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, itʼs right there."


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[FlirtfromHell]

I'm blonde, but thankful I know what the parts of a car are called. Now if I could only figure out where that dippy thing goes??

[dagar]

And here I thought it was some kind of seven ten split joke.

[FlirtfromHell]

Are you blonde as well? lol

[dagar]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.

After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "There are no fish under the ice."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice."

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up on her stool, and tried again to cut a hole. The voice came once more, "There are no fish under the ice."

She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."

[underpsi]

holly shit! true story! i was laughing out loud and told my wife she needed to read this joke and how funny it was. well, i started to read it out loud for her and about half way threw she goes "i know what she's talking about, it's the oil thingie" how funny is that! she knew exactly what she was talking about!! ha,ha,ha,ha.. i kid you not! great minds think alike i guess.

[FlirtfromHell]

LMAO that's hilarious underpsi.. is she blonde? Cause I am and the whole time I was reading the joke I couldn't figure out what she was talking about.

Dagar - that's a good one too.. lmao.

[paul_22]

Lmao OIL 710 lol brilliant

[FlirtfromHell]

this one is good...

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

[FlirtfromHell]

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, "HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows."