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Old 04-28-2008, 11:12 PM
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Talking Ipl's Jokes For The Day~!!

Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?".

Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!"

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WHY MOST PROFESSIONS ARE DIRTY SOUNDING~!!
he Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."

The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

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Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."




Stay Strong~~!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:00 AM
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That last joke reminded me of A-Rod. I remember hearing a skit on a radio show that featured A-Rod advertizing some whole milk that had his name associated with it....A-Whole milk.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:17 AM
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Ahhhh, those are great!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:18 AM
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I lkie the second the best though.
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I LOVE THE LAST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! friggen awesome!!!!!!!
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I'll have to tell the last one to are team mamager he's a Yankee fan!
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