Shark Surfer

[paramuscle]

and some fucking dynamite ...................and an RPG................Hey Rat, know where any of those old rusty German model 24 Potato Mashers are ?

Nevermind, don't answer that




~PM

[h4x0l2]

lmfao...duke nukem surfing....=D

[paramuscle]

Hells Yeah..................





~PM

[h4x0l2]

i'll bring a wake skate too...i'll kickflip over the fin...while blasting an assalt style shotgun at some unexpeting fishs...now thats how u fish....


which brings me to a good joke...


One fisherman alwys brought back over 100 fish from his journeys. People were always so impressed, so one day a reported got word of this excellent fisherman. He went to the docks and asked him how he caught so many fish all on his own. So the man asked the reporter if he'd like to see how he did it, as his technique was difficult to explain. The reporter agreed, and took the day with his notebook and some fishing gear. He figured he might be able to bring back some fish to sell for himself as well. So the fisherman brought his boat to a slow drift out in the middle of the ocean. The reporter threw his line in the water and asked the fisherman, ok, now what should I do? The fisherman said, "Alright, I'll show you the trick." He reached into the bin underneath the seat, and pulled out a grenade, pulled the pin, and dropped it in the water. After the massive explosion under the water, at least 50 fish surfaced. The fisherman scouped them up in the net, and placed them in the cooler under the floor of his boat. The reporter was astonished at the mans tactics, and exclaimed "Thats Illegal! you can't do that to catch fish!" The fisherman was very calm, reached in under the seat, and grabbed another grenade. He pulled the pin as the reporter was getting very upset and started yelling at the fisherman saying how dangerous this was and he didnt want to be a part of this. The fisherman threw the grenade into the reporters lap and said, "So you gonna keep *****ing? Or are you gonna fish?"

[Martano666]

Yeah, it looked it was just a dorsal fin. I couldn't see the body of the shark underwater, but man, if that is real....fuck! That is one of my biggest fears (being eaten by a shark).

[h4x0l2]

Originally Posted by Martano666

Yeah, it looked it was just a dorsal fin. I couldn't see the body of the shark underwater, but man, if that is real....fuck! That is one of my biggest fears (being eaten by a shark).

you gotta come with me and para....face your fears buddy....plus its gonna be a friggen riot...rofl

[johnanthonyhome]

This is MY plan for a performance art piece: 1 large comercial microwave oven. 1large can of wd40. 1 large can hairspray. coper wool. VERRY long extension cord. Hmmmmmmmmmm...... coming soon

[h4x0l2]

Originally Posted by johnanthonyhome

This is MY plan for a performance art piece: 1 large comercial microwave oven. 1large can of wd40. 1 large can hairspray. coper wool. VERRY long extension cord. Hmmmmmmmmmm...... coming soon

i support this... film must be up soon...