If you are looking for the ultimate vacation getaway........

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Visit the Fabulous Taliban Towers, Resort, and Spa located at Guantonamo Bay, Cuba. During the day, you can windsurf, fish for red snapper, and snorkel. At night, relax at the tiki bar while sipping on margaritas and smoking cigars. For other entertainment, you can stand on one side of the fence, point at Taliban inmates and go, "Ha Ha!" just like Nelson from The Simpsons.

Greetings from Guantanamo Bay ... and the sickest souvenir shop in the world | the Daily Mail

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Originally Posted by Spook

Visit the Fabulous Taliban Towers, Resort, and Spa located at Guantonamo Bay, Cuba. During the day, you can windsurf, fish for red snapper, and snorkel. At night, relax at the tiki bar while sipping on margaritas and smoking cigars. For other entertainment, you can stand on one side of the fence, point at Taliban inmates and go, "Ha Ha!" just like Nelson from The Simpsons.

Greetings from Guantanamo Bay ... and the sickest souvenir shop in the world | the Daily Mail

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