Spanish Lesson

[CHIQUITITA]

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water
problem is!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted. bad, and I couldn't brief.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
theres not mushroom.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken
go by herself .



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him,
orale loco liver alone,
cheese mine.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me!
Julyer!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero
she didn't wafer me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my
piece this is herpes



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could
tissue.


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT

Aorale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my
sancha so I said harassment
nothing to me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and
fell down, so I had to pick
the bishop.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY

Hey vato, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if
juicy him!

[FlirtfromHell]

LOL, those are cute Chiq!!

[Garra]

Originally Posted by CHIQUITITA

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water
problem is!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted. bad, and I couldn't brief.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
theres not mushroom.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken
go by herself .



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him,
orale loco liver alone,
cheese mine.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me!
Julyer!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero
she didn't wafer me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my
piece this is herpes



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could
tissue.


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT

Aorale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my
sancha so I said harassment
nothing to me!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and
fell down, so I had to pick
the bishop.



SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY

Hey vato, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if
juicy him!

thats really funny chiq.....this sounds exactly how the cape coloured community pronounce certain words down here in south africa

[Gator_Mclusky]

That was some funny stuff!!!lol

[paramuscle]

I like em





~PM

[access]

Sounds like every day talk down here in South Florida!