Two guys and a moron

[dagar]

Two guys and a moron happened to be sitting at the bar one day. Not knowing each other, the two guys started a conversation. The first guy, after getting a beer on the house after consuming his fourth said, " The place where I usually hang out gives a free beer after you buy three." The second guy explained that his hometown watering hole was even better, giving a free beer after only two were purchased.

"Hell, that's nothing", the moron responded. "Back where I come from there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the house."

The two guys look at each other, immediately doubting the moron's claims.

"And this actually happened to you?" asked one of the guys.

"No, not myself personally," admitted the moron. "But it did happen to my sister."

[Gator_Mclusky]

LMAO....so true!!!!!