I decide to walk down to my pond and naked girls are swimming in my pond!!!!

[Gator_Mclusky]

A young strong man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. (Me)
He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the young man decided to go down to the pond to look it over,
as he hadn ' t been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ' We’re not coming out until you leave!
I frowned, ' I didn' t come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked. '

Holding the bucket up he said, ' I ' m here to feed the alligator. '

I can think perty fast huh?!??!

[Smiley]

Nice one Gator very good

[FlirtfromHell]

LoL.. and that's why I'll never ever ever go skinny dipping (or chunky dunking) ANYWHERE!!

[slimbad]

so you didnt try to nob them then,,nor did you even ask,, shame on you.

[hanuri]

must have been among of your brightest moments....lol

[Garra]

thats one smooth gator.....

[paul_22]

lol was there any soap within 10ft of the area?

[slimbad]

ya dam right paul,, thats what im talking about,, gator you should of stripped off and jumped in there yourself,, maybe they were dirty and needed a clean, know what im saying, wooooow, lol clam down now,,

did you see any puppies,

[dagar]

Nice Gator, nice.

[daveyboy]

LMAO!!! Good one Gatro!