I heve a runny nose, decrease in semen, nausia, vomiting, erectile dysfunction..... - Page 3 - Anabolic Steroids

**Rat** · #21 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 12:56 AM

Gator, You'll find at Uncle Rats Clinic for Sleep Deprivation all the care at any of the other major medical facilities.

And the side effects from our treatment is less than the sides from your current medication.

DISCLAIMER: Uncle Rats treatment may cause headache, swelling and bruising of the scalp.

Spook · #22 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rat

Gator, You'll find at Uncle Rats Clinic for Sleep Deprivation all the care at any of the other major medical facilities.

And the side effects from our treatment is less than the sides from your current medication.

DISCLAIMER: Uncle Rats treatment may cause headache, swelling and bruising of the scalp.

Oh dude! That was gonna be my treatment regimen for him as well. However, some of the harsher but less known side effects could involve a cracked bone.

**Gator_Mclusky** · #23 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 01:05 AM

Ill consider it Rat but Im gonna stay on this Med for a couple more days although Im having some swelling of the gums and it seems I may be getting a hump on my back.......

**Rat** · #24 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Spook

Oh dude! That was gonna be my treatment regimen for him as well. However, some of the harsher but less known side effects could involve a cracked bone.

Spook... thats why we've moved away from the old rawhide mallet and to the softer rubber mallet for treatment....fewer cracks in the cranium....

**Rat** · #25 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gator_Mclusky

Ill consider it Rat but Im gonna stay on this Med for a couple more days although Im having some swelling of the gums and it seems I may be getting a hump on my back.......

Hmmm........ Uncle Rats Hump Removal Service is always an option for you...

*Rat digs thru his clutter looking for his Skill Saw*

**Rat** · #26 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 01:19 AM

OH! OH! If your teeth come out, can I have them? The Pack Rat across the alley is starting a tooth collection and he has some glass sparklies that I could trade him for....

**Smiley** · #27 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 06:17 AM

Lol did you know uncle Rat a Rats teeth (or at least the two front ones) never ever stop growing.

**Rat** · #28 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 10:32 AM

Yeah, Smiley, that's why I'm always chewing wires....

h4x0l2 · #29 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 11:12 AM

good luck with everything gator....sounds rough

**Rat** · #30 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 11:15 PM

Gator... how are you doing today???

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