Inflatable Furniture

[Morskaya_Pekhota]

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Phillipinos

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[Spook]

Originally Posted by Morskaya_Pekhota

Phillipinos

Teabagged

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Dog

A phillipino may be missing a nutsack considering that I have a dog in heat right now.

[Spook]

Now. Let the brown girl speak for herself now.

[h4x0l2]

Jeeze, look what I started... this is all my fault, I didn't mean for anyone's dog to get tea bagged or a Phillipino to lose his balls, I feel so... irresponsible.

I apologize on behalf of my air filled seating devices that cause encounters of cruel and unusual punishment to nuts and/or dogs in heat.

[Spook]

Originally Posted by h4x0l2

Jeeze, look what I started... this is all my fault, I didn't mean for anyone's dog to get tea bagged or a Phillipino to lose his balls, I feel so... irresponsible.

I apologize on behalf of my air filled seating devices that cause encounters of cruel and unusual punishment to nuts and/or dogs in heat.

You should feel bad about yourself. Inflatable furniture could put out an eye if improperly deflated or inflated.....or just sat upon.

Air is no joke in Al Gore's world. I'm super serial.

[Morskaya_Pekhota]

What you should do, H4x, is fill the furniture with helium. That way, whenever you aren't using it, it's out of the way {on the ceiling}. Wanna sit down? Reach up and grab a chair!

[h4x0l2]

I could use a bit of Al's air circulation system since they suck up all life and spirit out of the world around them, I'd have some sturdy furniture that used half the US's supply of electricity and oil all in one inflation... Then wear a fur coat from the Olsen twins with some good ol' Chinese Jordans. I'd be living like a king.


On the other hand, I could Hijack a clown on his way to work and grab the helium tank to fill my furniture while being entertained by a genuine clown telling jokes about Al gores house and the Olsen twins coke whorish habits with kids chained to machines making fake Nike's... the possibilities and this whole thread has fully turned into a place of happiness and fulfillment. Thanks for cheering me up guys!

[Spook]

I know how to end global warming. Shut up Al Gore.