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    Default Experienced my first squirter last night...

    of the injection type, not of the lady type for all you dirty minds out there


    It was harmless, but terrifying none the less - shot about 3 feet!
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    about to say..YOU BASTERD lol

    this happened when you pulled the pin out?
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    Blood or oil? Never even heard of this.


    And you get an epic fail for the thread title....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Thing View Post
    Blood or oil? Never even heard of this.


    And you get an epic fail for the thread title....

    yeah no shit! i was really looking forward to reading the details! what a let down

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    Ha. Sorry guys. Thought it'd get a few looks have never made a chick squirt though I have been trying for years!

    But yeah I pulled the pin out and a small stream I blood shot out a few feet. I had heard of it happening but it never had happened to me yet. Must have pulled it out too fast and nicked a vein or something. Felt a little bump under the skin afterwards but feels totally fine today.
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    I have to say this thread is disappointing, I was thinking of something else when opening this.
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    I've had both and must say I prefer the lady squirter over the injection, blood all over kind. My wife is a squirter at times, most of the time actually. Always have to prepare or someone sleeps in a wet spot . Thankfully its not like the porn video squirters where it shoots across the room. You'd have to put down plastic for that .
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    ive never had a squirter that actually shoots but i am seeing this one bird that claims she does but i havent gotten that far yet. I have had plenty of girls that drip like a waterfall tho, its actually pretty annoying at times cause i have to take off my sheets/matress protector straight after other wise it stains. all this talk now has got me all hyped up, ima get on the dog n bone and get a booty call round
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    Quote Originally Posted by Floridagrowin View Post
    I've had both and must say I prefer the lady squirter over the injection, blood all over kind. My wife is a squirter at times, most of the time actually. Always have to prepare or someone sleeps in a wet spot . Thankfully its not like the porn video squirters where it shoots across the room. You'd have to put down plastic for that .
    i hate you for this. i call my ex the sahara, thats how dry she was lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dleato View Post
    ive never had a squirter that actually shoots but i am seeing this one bird that claims she does but i havent gotten that far yet. I have had plenty of girls that drip like a waterfall tho, its actually pretty annoying at times cause i have to take off my sheets/matress protector straight after other wise it stains. all this talk now has got me all hyped up, ima get on the dog n bone and get a booty call round
    ill send shazza around from housos housos.. housos housos hahaha
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