No bags in the workout area
So I work out at LA Fitness. I'm 3/4 through my workout when I look on the wall and see a sign saying no bags of any kind in the workout areas. WTF Really? Funny thing is they sell gym bags. I'm just waiting for them to say something about my bag then I'm going to politely ask them to pull up my account and tell me the date I'm paid up to. I plan to tell them that will be the last day me and the bad will be in the workout area. I'm sure some pencil neck turd walking around looking at everyones balls tripped over a bag and hurt his vagina so now there's a new policy.
There is a guy who carries two large chains in his bag. Probably 6-8 feet long each and a good 1 1/2 round. I'm going to ask him to just drag them in one day and leave them all spred out on the floor. I'm sure one of the douchebags working there will say something and I hope he tells them they used to be kept in his fuking gym bag.
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